Making the rounds with Baltimore Raven star and part-time doctor, Mark Clayton

Fighting for marriage equality with Leah Kayajanian

Showing Oklahoma Governor Brad Henry how to make pictures funny.

Giving nice people a reason to love/hate me.

Telling people that I got it at Ross.
photo by Adair Fincher

Pretending to take a prom picture with Carri from The Bachelor

Showing people that I can't fit into an adult sized T-shirt.
photo by Bryan Crump

President Bill Clinton pardoned me for my "crimes against humanity"!

Miss America, Lauren Nelson, begged me for this picture.

I barely got the rubber glove off that kid's fat hand.

Adrian Peterson and his crew had to get a picture with me.

Larry the Cable Guy gave me free HBO.